We Get Phone Calls

Much of my job is handling phone calls from the homeowners and residents.  Most are questions about services or requests for maintenance, but every once in a while, we get some unusual ones.  Just in the past week or so, I've gotten a couple of odd ones, and I thought I would share.

A woman called the office today to report a bird sitting in her front yard.  I know it's Chicago in the winter, but birds DO that. 

I also got another report today of patio chairs that had been thrown onto the pond which is frozen, but not enough to hold the weight of a person.

Also today, a homeowner called to tell me of a neighbor plowing his own driveway with a blade on his pickup truck. There was less than one inch of snow on the ground and this was a condo complex that pays a service to plow.


Last week, I got a call from a resident who came home to find that a deer had gone through the window of his condo.
Another report came in of "white stuff" on a homeowner's driveway.  Really, in Chicago in December.  Wonder what it could be.  Turns out, it was paint.

Wonder what Tuesday will bring...